May 2013
198 posts
Everyone's Mad Here: pragnacious:... →
pragnacious:
godlesscommiequeer:
rudermensch:
I lost followers while slandering Star Trek. Feeling good about this.
I don’t consider these last two movies really Star Trek, so for what it’s worth, you have my blessing to keep going.
I lost four followers today for threatening…
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
fishingboatproceeds:
aboutrivers:
I’m not sure if this new youtube layout thing benefits everyone…
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a novelist.”
“Right, but how do you pay your bills?”
“Giraffe sex videos.”
The Trekkie Has The Phone Box:... →
thetrekkiehasthephonebox:
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
schizo-fractured:
OMG
SO
STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS IS SET IN 2259
AND KHAN SAYS THAT HE AND HIS CREW HAVE BEEN IN CRYO-SLEEP FOR ~300 YEARS
AND BONES SAYS THAT KHAN’S CREW HAD BELIEFS THAT INVOLVED ‘GENOCIDE AGAINST ANYONE THEY CONSIDER LESSER’
THINK…
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
That Science Guy: The Science of Love →
thatscienceguy:
The Three Stages:
Stage 1: Lust
Lust is driven by the sex hormones testosterone and oestrogen. Testosterone is not confined only to men. It has also been shown to play a major role in the sex drive of women. These hormones as Helen Fisher says “get you out looking for anything”.
Stage 2:…
shewantsthev:
jinnymoose:
meirz:
milesjai:
devotedcrisstian:
PLEASE tell me I wasn’t the only one that for the longest time when I was little thought the “D” in Disney was some weird backwards G thing.
…I thought I was the only one.
I think it was literally 2 years ago I actually started seeing it as a D
I STILL see it as a weird G thing
Congrats on getting the D
I found my...
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
unitedkingdom-orgy:
paulinegrint:
straight-befor-tate:
i-loaf-jhutch:
iloveyoujhutch:
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
mrssbluesky:
thagirlwhocan:
me thinks i’ll go see into darkness in 3D tomorrow morning
The gif. And I want to be seeing it all the time.
slay-z:
sometimes i feel like sometimes people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
james-yes:
livstarks:
we-must-unite:
cerezsis:
proudtobeahufflepuff:
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
...
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT.
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry.
How the sky would look if the planets were as...
david-john-mcdonald:
lumos5000:
c-parks:
robmcdon:
spongebobsimonpants:
kellyeatworld:
guceubcuesu:
Moon…
Mercury…
Venus…
Mars…
Jupiter…
Saturn…
Uranus…
Neptune…
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
Gallifrey…
Gallifrey